gymservations

I find it very hard not to be judgemental of others while at the gym. I also find my judgements very amusing, so I'll share.

1.) the elliptical is a stupid machine, by using it you're telling me, I want to run, but I don't actually want to exert the effort to run.
2.) when on said elliptical, put your hood on your sweatshirt down. you're not rocky, you're a douche.
3.) please don't walk behind me while i'm doing the straight leg deadlift, in fact, don't look at me. some lifts are just inappropriate to do in public.
4.) kettle ball plie squat- here everyone watch me tea bag this weight.
5.) if you need a belt to hold up your threadbare sweatpants, it's time for a new pair. that seam does not look stable.
6.) take off your fucking sunglasses, are you kidding me?
7.) this is not the jersey shore, there is no need to cut your sleeves off to the waist band.
8.) if I'm using the fan, I will not turn it off because you are cold. run faster.
9.) if you wear makeup to the gym and leave looking just as good as when you walked in- without hitting the locker room- I will probably hate you.
10.) please don't set up camp on the squatting racks, seriously you should be there for 15 minutes max. and that's a genrous max.
11.) drinking a cherry slushie every morning while lifting weights, seems counter productive. but I'm totally jealous.
12.) tai chi is in fact, not a cardio. You've been prancing around in there every morning for months and still look the same.
13.) zumba is the gyms latest rage that encourages women to dress ridiculously. It can however be a great workout, if you spend more time on the moves and less on your outfit.

and that's all for now.
i'm still dropping fast. went through a little plateau last week or two and this week the numbers have been moving. Down to 185.6. I'll post pictures later. My goal is to be at 181 by Jan. 1st. It's looking pretty doable... knock on wood. I still haven't had another fat test. I need to call Darin. I don't think he recognizes me at the gym anymore. That's a good sign right? 

Don't worry Mom, I'm looking into a multi-vitamin since you mentioned it, and I feel freaking fantastic!

kimout.